“Trust me, I’m going to smash that phone if you ever put any password on it again”, he shouted as he handed her the Phone. She hissed at him,collected her phone back from him and laughed hysterically as she mimicked him…”Trust me, I’m going to smash that phone if you ever put password on it again”.
She howled back at him,” Interesting!. If I put password on it? Don’t you lock your phones too? Or are you telling me that you lock your phones because of some illicit contents therein?”. She rolled her eyeballs and in an angry tone screeched, “excuse me, you lock your phone, I lock my phone…and if you smash my phone, I will squeeze and smash those your two balls hanging between your legs!!!”.
Dave stood by the door, sweating and panting as he watched Nike run up the stairs to the bedroom. He looked at me and I had to control the bubbling laughter erupting the depth of my stomach. I stared back at him with an expressionless face.
He heaved heavily as he deposited his large frame on the Couch…He cleared his throat and I heard him call my name. “Deecherry, did you see what happened? “. I nodded and said, “Yes Dave”. He shifted uncomfortably on the couch and leaned forward,”I lock my phones because of vital information it contains but don’t you think there is something more to it for Nike, my wife to lock her phone. What is she hiding from me?”.
Sheepishly in a mischievous manner, I told him it was obvious Nike also had important stuffs on her phone. He looked at me,trying to search my eyes and decipher the fact…He stood and moved towards me. He peeped up the Stair way and quietly inquired if Nike had some obscene messages on her phone.I couldn’t hold the eruption any longer so i dissolved into laughter asked him,”Do you have some “illicit messages” on your phone?”. The way he take shake his head ehn,me sef pity the head…Make head no commot o.
I stood up and bade him goodnight. At the door,I reminded him not to smash Nike’s Phone o…Hmnn, make Nike no come use his balls to play squash… He laughed so hard to my amazement and threw his car keys at me which I dodged…
But come to think of it, is it okay for spouses to lock their phones.
And if they lock their phones for whatever reasons, is it not advisable for both of them to know each others passwords to dissolve any form of doubt?
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