Football has gone beyond having 22 grown-ups chasing a round leather object and leaving thousand either happy or sad to warfare of words, passion, love and hate amongst contemporary fans.
Whether your team won, lost or drew this weekend, enjoy the aftermath of the games with the best football tweets.
#ncfc ?? pic.twitter.com/zgPLc6AieG
— Darren Wood (@Darren_Wood8) August 18, 2017
Raid the minibar, throw a TV out the window… demand a framed picture of Wes Hoolahan. Hope this hotel got a good review.
United already have 15% of last year's PL goal total.
— Alex Shaw (@AlexShawESPN) August 19, 2017
The boring, ponderous, crab-like Manchester United have scored eight in their first two games. Unfortunately, they are yet to face a defence who know what they’re doing.
Our goalkeeper Mark Travers catches their keeper off his line and it goes over his head and into the net! (BS 2-3 Wey)
— Weymouth FC (@theterras) August 19, 2017
Every weekend should feature a goalkeeper, somewhere, scoring a heroic late winner. Weymouth’s on-loan Mark Travers did the honours this time round, and followed it up by tweeting as if he was a striker who’d scored a tap-in.
Buzzing to make my senior debut for @theterras great to get the 3 points and grab the winner ??⚽️ https://t.co/hRy4bNgoXf
— Mark travers (@marktravers40) August 19, 2017
90' Wycombe 2-4 #Notts. Notts sub: Alan Smith is on for Shola Ameobi.
— Notts County FC (@Official_NCFC) August 19, 2017
Notts County, Alan Smith and Shola Ameobi here, bringing us a substitution right out of 2004-05.
@davidgold you spent nearly 40m on Snodgrass ayew and fonte…how do you sleep at night
— Paul (@Hammer1966) August 19, 2017
I don't. dg https://t.co/CLgIam2mYY
— David Gold (@davidgold) August 19, 2017
The West Ham co-owner’s candid social media policy continuing to pay off, unlike most of his new signings
Poor old Arsenal. If this was the wound…
Stoke fans REALLY like beating Arsenal #SCFCvAFC pic.twitter.com/hyYIB1rfEq
— Sam Joiner (@samjoiner) August 19, 2017
…then this was surely the well rubbed-in salt
apologies for the delay in replying. We've been busy looking for a missing person, surname Ozil. Have you seen him? #Banter
— Stoke Police (@policingstoke) August 20, 2017
Our national stadium has facilities for absolutely everything… Lol
Wembley is so big that "unused space" gets its own room. #TOTCHE pic.twitter.com/F7ktlFsA3f
— Steve Wilson (@Wilsonfooty) August 20, 2017
…even if they can’t work out how to get Spurs to win there.
I don't know if it's the camera angle but the pitch looks too big
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) August 20, 2017
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, it seems, isn’t the sort to let the trifling matter of a serious knee ligament injury spoil his fun…
Which knee? @azsportswear #azbyzlatan pic.twitter.com/xp3Aqmgdkv
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) August 20, 2017
Irony 1-2 Confusion at Wembley on Sunday, as Chelsea’s Michy Batshuayi scored at the wrong end…and prompted the same deadpan joke by everyone:
Morata missed a simple chance in front of that goal but Batshuayi proves he is a more deadly finisher at the moment…
— Mark Mann-Bryans (@MarkyMBryans) August 20, 2017
Sensational substitution from Conte. Batshuayi scores with practically his first touch.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) August 20, 2017
Thank you to @GoonerVAYA for this image.
It proves that no part of Lacazette is actually offside anyway! #Arsenal pic.twitter.com/wWQ6B9BiFc— Carl Bövis ⚽ (@CarlBovis_AFC) August 20, 2017
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