Let’s face it, guys, when it comes to relationships, sex is everything. Well, almost. For most people, sex is life and life is sex. Every man and woman, whether we openly admit it or not, crave unending sexual pleasure whenever we are with a partner that sets the fireworks off inside us. For men, especially, there is nothing as critical as finding the right partner when it comes to seeking great sexual satisfaction. Sometimes, we’re lucky to find one. A lot of times, we’re not. But we get by all the same. This article seeks to educate ladies on the type of women guys want in bed. Check out to see if you’re one of them. I’m hoping you’re not, but if you are, then I have a piece of advice for you, babe, wake up, get some sparks into your sex life otherwise, as they say in Naija, yawa go gas!
THE LOG OF WOOD
Every man hates this one! She simply lies down underneath you, almost lifeless, letting out only a few groans in between. Yes, we know women are takers and men are givers, but doing nothing and just taking seems a bit selfish. And besides, things have changed. Today’s woman doesn’t just take, she strives to give as much as she takes because she knows it’s important to leave her man fully grateful and exhausted in bed. You must move. You must touch him. He must know you’re feeling every bit of what he’s giving to you. By so doing, you show your man that you love to have sex with him as much as he loves to have it with you. And this certainly will make him happy.
THE KISS SHY BABE
For reasons only they can explain, some babes are not so excited about kissing! They seem to be either shy about it or simply loathe the act. But whichever way, not kissing your man, especially during sex just won’t work because men love to be kissed during sex! When you don’t use your lips, it’s a problem. It’s even a bigger one when the guy tries to initiate a kiss and you don’t reciprocate. If you want to satisfy your man in bed, kiss him, tease him and love him all over. But if you want to see your relationship hit the rocks, then keep your lips to yourself!
THE ZERO INITIATIVE BABE
This one is a no, no! It can get pretty boring when the woman leaves the man to take all the initiatives all the time. In bed, guys dislike a babe that expects to be controlled all the time. You must take control sometimes. This lack of taking initiative and control is peculiar to the old fashioned ladies who are often too scared to let their emotions show. But the thing is, you must let your man know you’re not boring in bed. Taking control sends a strong message to the guy that you want it now! He will be very pleased with you, trust me.
THE DISTRACTED GIRL
This one can really piss a guy off. Sometimes, you want to smack her right across the face. No man likes it when he’s making love to a woman that seems to be miles away. She’s in bed with him, probably curled up underneath him, but she’s thinking of her financial worries. Or her that new phone she wants so badly. Some even pick calls while you’re at it! Can you beat that? Why would you choose that particular moment to pick a call or pick your nails? If it were up to some men I know, chances are you might not find yourself in bed with him ever again.
THE SHY CINDERELLA
We still have hundreds of this female specie strutting our romantic landscape. They haven’t quite gone into extinction yet. Usually, they are quite a chatterbox. Very active, very exciting company to be with. But once they step inside the bedroom with their man, they turn all shy and quiet. Truth is, once in a while, men love it when you take the bull by the horn and show up in the bedroom adorned in some sexy new outfit. While you’re still wearing that sexy outfit, you could try a bit of strip dancing just to get him and you too all heated and fired up. So ladies, don’t be shy. A shy woman in bed can leave a guy feeling peeved and unsatisfied after it’s all over.
Ladies, please, for crying out loud, stop faking it. If you’re not feeling your guy, tell him so. Don’t pretend. Let him know he’s not doing it right, or he’s not hitting the right buttons. Men hate it when they find out after months of relationship and multiple sex rounds that you have been faking the moans and groans all this time. The one that can annoy the man the most and possibly depress him is when he finds out you’ve been faking the orgasms too! That’s the height of it. Men can’t stand this, they will drop you like a piece of trash the cat dragged in once they realise all you do is pretend in bed.
THE STONE-COLD BABE
So many women are guilty of this. They always bottle up their emotions. They feel it’s embarrassing for the man to see how crazy he is driving them in bed. So, they hold back. Why would you want to do that? If you feel like screaming, letting out a loud moan or even crying if it feels that good, then please indulge yourself. Don’t pretend your man isn’t working any magic on you, let him know how best to please you. Every man likes to see he’s giving his woman great pleasure. It’s a huge turn-off when it turns out the babe is just pretending not to feel anything.