Amidst the frenzy that is surrounding the magical proposal between to Naija entertainers Banky W and Adesua Etomi, popular actor turned writer, in his usual candid and factual position, penned down a thoughtful anaylis of Naija’s ‘Love Like A Movie’ tale. The paparazzi that would greet the proposal, the introduction, the wedding, the cheating, the rumour, the refuttal, the domestic violence and the eventual breakup.
Read his piece below;
Story story…. Storyyyyyyy….
Celebrity: Got engaged in public… For publicity..
Public: Woow wooow woooow like siren…
Celeb is happy >> good stunt, good job!
Celeb: Got married in public.. For publicity..
Public: Oh boy see suit.. See wedding gown..you go fear naa.. See cake..how many storey be the cake sef??.. Beautiful.. Lovely couple!!!
Celeb is happy.. Good stunt, blow job.. Sorry, good job!!
Public: See ooo… Nawa ooo.. Wetin be dis.. Wetin dey worry these ones ehn.. See as dem be.. Is he cheating on his wife.. Is she cheating???.. Shuoo.. Just na na?? Oghene biko!!
Celebrity: tells public/publicity >>> mind your business and leave us alone.. Its our lives not yours..
Its always the same shit.. But different yansh!!
But wetin be my own sef???
Abeg make i kontinu to whistle to my song jare…. Diana Ross you too much..
? Ain’t no mountain high enough,
Ain’t no valley low enough,
Ain’t no high-security or marriage counsellor strong enough..
TO KEEP THEM FROM YOOUUUU!!!! ?